Pretty Little Liars
Season 5.22
“Bloody Hell”
Previously on Pretty Little Liars…
A went on a rampage!!! Spencer, Ali, and Cyrus/Hank Mahoney took the biggest hits, while Aria’s nosiness may have saved her brother’s life. It is official, Ashley and Ted are engaged. Unfortunately the madness that is Emily and Talia continues, and Hanna had a face-off with Ali. This episode was fast, furious, and filled with clues, so let’s get to it!!!
Aria, Emily and Spencer visited Ali in prison, giving her watered down apologies and the details on Mona’s plan to stage her death and bring A down. Ali is very angry about Mona’s “failed” plan and tells Aria that she will have to tell her lawyers about Mike’s involvement in order to save herself. Aria talks Alison into waiting on this in order for Aria to find Cyrus to get some information on A.
Mrs. Hastings tells Spencer to pack her bags for London because her plane leaves in a few hours. Mrs. H finally swallowed her pride and asked Wren to get Spencer an interview at Oxford. When the girls come over to say goodbye to Spencer, Aria hires Mrs. Hasting to be her attorney for $1. What could have been a ridiculous scene was made cute due to the fact that Aria was dressed like an innocent little girl.
After hearing Aria’s questions about a nameless person (Mike) who has withheld information from the police in a murder case, Aria’s new attorney tells her this is a very serious crime. No Kidding!?!?!
Emily rehearses for the Glass Slipper pageant and Miss Fields is very talented indeed. Talia, who has quit her job at the Brew and separated from her husband, gains Emily’s sympathy and is offered to stay with Em for a few days while her mom is out of town. Emily please give yourself some time in between relationships!!! You are constantly choosing unavailable, closeted, unsure of who they are women. Hmmm…that’s probably because you don’t have time to know who you are because A is constantly terrorizing you!!! However, I really really loved your dance routine this week.
Aria and Hanna visit Hank Mahoney (Cyrus) in a hospital burn unit. Whoops, he had an A accident that has left him incapacitated! But when the girls ask him for his contact he writes this:
Which reminds me of this:
After the girls leave the burn unit, A does this:
Spencer’s interview at Oxford was going so well…until A showed up and all the blood oozed out of her handbag in front of the professor!!!!!
Finally Hanna goes to visit Ali in prison and to my surprise it is Ali who gives the apology! Now we know that Ali is the Master PLL, but I must admit that this most genuine apology I have ever seen or heard from Miss DiLaurentis. But I’ve still got my eye on you Ali!!!
Not much good news for the PLLs in this episode. Well, at least Andrew got a kiss. He is so suspicious though…
…and Ashley is officially engaged and happy for now.
Next week will not be so happy for Mama Marin, because it looks like Hanna is going to jail! Until next time Liars, remember to keep your friends close and your secrets closer… and check out my Tumblr blog, “A Liar’s Secrets” at cdjack11cdjack11.tumblr.com